Whats red and bad for your teeth?
well you’re not wrong
me watching The Hobbit for the first time
tony abbott: *comes to australia as an immigrant on a boat, had free university education*
tony abbott: so i wanna talk about two things i am really against
Just gonna throw it out there- “feminazis” aren’t real. Stop equating genocide to that one time a girl told you to stop being a sexist piece of shit.
i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am
MY COUSIN DRESSES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AND ITS SO HARD T OSPEAK BECAUSE HES FIT AND ITS DIFFICULT TO THINK LIKE THAT OF YOUR COUSIN BUT HES FIT AND Srxyedctfvgybuhijnmok,pl
It absolutely blows me away that someone managed to put a hood and 4 pockets on a blazer
sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities
Dr Bhagavan Antle of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S), photographs 4 varieties of Bengal tigers
This is GORGEOUS
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.