sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

posted 2 days ago / 19 Sep 2014 with 289,983 notes   

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nervouspearl:

me watching The Hobbit for the first time

posted 2 days ago / 19 Sep 2014 with 174,948 notes   

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cutequeer96:

tony abbott: *comes to australia as an immigrant on a boat, had free university education*
tony abbott: so i wanna talk about two things i am really against

posted 2 days ago / 19 Sep 2014 with 7,816 notes   

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"the"

— my essay (due tomorrow)
posted 2 days ago / 19 Sep 2014 with 245,250 notes   

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pan-tastic:

Just gonna throw it out there- “feminazis” aren’t real. Stop equating genocide to that one time a girl told you to stop being a sexist piece of shit. 

posted 2 days ago / 19 Sep 2014 with 76,903 notes   

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(Source: catleecious)

posted 2 days ago / 19 Sep 2014 with 89,821 notes   

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

posted 2 days ago / 19 Sep 2014 with 86,273 notes   

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shitsuren-chama:

hunting-the-multifandoms:

james-st-james:

sex.

MY COUSIN DRESSES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AND ITS SO HARD T OSPEAK BECAUSE HES FIT AND ITS DIFFICULT TO THINK LIKE THAT OF YOUR COUSIN BUT HES FIT AND Srxyedctfvgybuhijnmok,pl

It absolutely blows me away that someone managed to put a hood and 4 pockets on a blazer

posted 2 days ago / 19 Sep 2014 with 212,075 notes   

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osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

posted 3 days ago / 18 Sep 2014 with 233,116 notes   

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garbashians:

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

posted 5 days ago / 16 Sep 2014 with 376,058 notes   

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(Source: the-pietriarchy)

posted 5 days ago / 16 Sep 2014 with 79,549 notes   

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Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
posted 1 week ago / 14 Sep 2014 with 651,239 notes   

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n0ot-no0t:

vmagazine:

Dr Bhagavan Antle of The Institute of Greatly Endangered and Rare Species (T.I.G.E.R.S), photographs 4 varieties of Bengal tigers

This is GORGEOUS

(Source: vmagazine)

posted 1 week ago / 10 Sep 2014 with 414,731 notes   

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theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

posted 1 week ago / 09 Sep 2014 with 173,770 notes   

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(Source: rebelsandrec)

posted 1 week ago / 09 Sep 2014 with 81,474 notes   

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